A wing of B-2 bombers.
32 hours in the sky.
Red Bull, go-pills, and a 30,000-pound Massive Ordnance Penetrator riding beneath them like a steel hard-on blessed by Boeing and cursed by God.

They flew from Middle America to the ass-end of Iran.
No lights. No chatter. Just the quiet confidence of a well-endowed, billion-dollar delta wing on the orders of a billionaire commander-in-chief. 

No one knows exactly what they hit.
Only that it no longer exists.

A select few will know that this shirt is a dick joke. Only the chosen know that everything is a dick joke.

The M308 boxy tee is the best choice for relaxed streetwear looks and layering. It's baggy, with a reinforced neckline and luxe feel, this shirt will be your go-to choice season after season. Very soft for a heavy tee. 

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 7 oz./yd.² (237.34 g/m²)
• Oversized relaxed fit
• Drop shoulder sleeves
• Ribbed collar reinforced neckline
• Printed in the USA

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