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These Everything is A Psyop trucker hats are modelled after the ones in the 1970s and 80s that your grandpa wore to the county fair whistling at girls in daisy dukes. 

• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric undervisor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
• Printed in North Carolina or near you if you're one of our international friends.

Size guide