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People love talking about civil war the way people who’ve never changed a tire love talking about road trips.
This country has more firearms than people and a very large number of citizens who’ve already seen what organized violence actually looks like. Not in movies. Not in threads. In places where things broke fast and stayed broken. The kind of experience that doesn’t make you excited about chaos, just allergic to people who romanticize it.
That reality tends to complicate fantasies. It introduces logistics, skill gaps, and consequences. It puts a monkey wrench in neat predictions and hot takes.
So, when someone asks what kind of American you are, the safest answer is usually the quiet one. The kind that knows exactly what disorder costs and would rather everyone chill the f*** out.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Printed in the USA
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
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