Why take the high road when the psycho path has better cocktails? This funny shirt is for the unapologetically unhinged, the classy chaos queens, and anyone who ditched polite society for sarcasm and sass. With a lady holding a martini like a weapon of choice, this graphic tee delivers just the right amount of offensive humor wrapped in retro elegance. If you’ve got a dark sense of humor and zero interest in taking the mature route, this sarcastic t-shirt is your new mood.