Are you tired of hearing about all the secretive, elite plots to rule the world? Well, fear not! Because we have some good news for you.

There is no elite secret plot to rule the world. (They're actually pretty open about it.)

Just take a look at the annual World Economic Forum conference in Davos, Switzerland. Every year, the super rich elites gather to discuss their grand plans for the future. And what do they talk about? Oh, just things like how to enslave the masses and control the world's resources. No big deal.

So next time someone tries to convince you that there's some kind of secret cabal pulling the strings, just remember: they're not very good at keeping secrets. In fact, they're pretty darn open about it.

Wear this t-shirt as a reminder to never take the elites too seriously. After all, if they're going to be so obvious about their plans, they can't be all that competent, right?

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

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