Smooth. Clean. Crafted for Good Times.

Created by comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura, Por Osos Vodka is a premium, small-batch vodka made from non-GMO wheat and distilled in Texas. Refined using an award-winning finishing method, this vodka delivers an exceptionally smooth and clean taste with zero burn—perfect for sipping or mixing.

Tasting Notes

• Aroma: Subtle grain, soft vanilla, and a hint of citrus

• Palate: Silky texture with notes of cream, mineral crispness, and white pepper

• Finish: Clean and smooth with a whisper of sweetness and no harshness

Product Details

• Volume: 750ml

• ABV: 40%

• Base Ingredient: Non-GMO wheat

• Distilled In: Texas

• Filtration: Proprietary C.R.A.F.T. finishing process

• Certifications: Gluten-free

Why You’ll Love It

• Ultra-smooth, neutral flavor—ideal for any cocktail

• Made with high-quality, non-GMO ingredients

• Developed by two fan-favorite personalities with a passion for quality

• Eye-catching branding that’s bold and fun

Serving Suggestions

• Neat or On the Rocks: Clean and refreshing with no burn

• Cocktails: Perfect for Martinis, Moscow Mules, or Vodka Sodas

• Pair With: Fresh seafood, citrus dishes, or light appetizers